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yo mama so tall when she tripped somebody yelled TIMMBER!!!

yo mama so loud the neibors thought a car alarm was going off

yo mama so blind her glasses can take a bullet

yo mama so dumb she returned a puzzle think it was broken

yo mama so deaf and it took a air horn to get her attention

yo mama so thin she fell though the grate on the street

yo mama so big godzilla got caught between her toes

yo mama so fat she sat on a pin cushion and didnt feel it

yo mama so greazy she used her oil to keep her car running

yo mama so dumb she thought watching a microwave dinner was TV

yo mama so dumb her iQ came out as -115

yo mama so ugly that not even her mama could love it.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool and 20 miles of houses were wiped out.

yo mama so dumb that she microwaved the dog to dry it off!   (really happened! XD)

yo mama so fat she was mistaken for a snorlax

yo mama so old she remember when the wheel was invented

yo mama so dumb she though new york was a type of dog

yo mama so big she could be seen from space!

yo mama so ugly when she saw her self in a mirror she turned to stone

yo mama so dirty that a car wash couldnt get her clean

yo mama so dumb she killed her self  to get in to 1000 ways to die

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May 13, 2012 at 5:38 AM Flag Quote & Reply

☆~Dave~★
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 up i hope you like them :Pi mande all these

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May 13, 2012 at 5:39 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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May 13, 2012 at 6:18 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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lololololol
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May 13, 2012 at 12:35 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning

yo mamas so fat that when U cut off her leg GRAVY comes out

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May 13, 2012 at 1:38 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Pwner52746/PR0XY [email protected] at May 13, 2012 at 1:38 PM

yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning

yo mamas so fat that when U cut off her leg GRAVY comes out

ive seen those :P

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May 13, 2012 at 4:21 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Pwner52746/PR0XY [email protected]
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c*** lol

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May 13, 2012 at 5:34 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Baseballdude13
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yo mamas so fat she makes the elephants look small.

yo mamas so old when we told her to act her age she played dead.

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May 13, 2012 at 8:57 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Baseballdude13 at May 13, 2012 at 8:57 PM

yo mamas so fat she makes the elephants look small.

yo mamas so old when we told her to act her age she played dead.

ive hear those too lol

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May 13, 2012 at 11:09 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Taylor (Dead account)
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Yo Mama so Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund!

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May 13, 2012 at 11:13 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Baseballdude13
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☆~Dave~★ at May 13, 2012 at 11:09 PM

Baseballdude13 at May 13, 2012 at 8:57 PM

yo mamas so fat she makes the elephants look small.

yo mamas so old when we told her to act her age she played dead.

ive hear those too lol

really? because i actually made them both up on the spot.

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May 13, 2012 at 11:19 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skylar
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I shouldn't be in this topic, Because it's for jokes.

umad?

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May 14, 2012 at 4:09 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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☆~Dave~★ at May 13, 2012 at 5:38 AM

yo mama so tall when she tripped somebody yelled TIMMBER!!!

yo mama so loud the neibors thought a car alarm was going off

yo mama so blind her glasses can take a bullet

yo mama so dumb she returned a puzzle think it was broken

yo mama so deaf and it took a air horn to get her attention

yo mama so thin she fell though the grate on the street

yo mama so big godzilla got caught between her toes

yo mama so fat she sat on a pin cushion and didnt feel it

yo mama so greazy she used her oil to keep her car running

yo mama so dumb she thought watching a microwave dinner was TV

yo mama so dumb her iQ came out as -115

yo mama so ugly that not even her mama could love it.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool and 20 miles of houses were wiped out.

yo mama so dumb that she microwaved the dog to dry it off!   (really happened! XD)

yo mama so fat she was mistaken for a snorlax

yo mama so old she remember when the wheel was invented

yo mama so dumb she though new york was a type of dog

yo mama so big she could be seen from space!

yo mama so ugly when she saw her self in a mirror she turned to stone

yo mama so dirty that a car wash couldnt get her clean

yo mama so dumb she killed her self  to get in to 1000 ways to die

1: Doesn't mean she's that tall, As people have said it about trees at the average human height.

2: She probebly has children...

3: Take a bullet to where? The shooting range?

4: What if oen of the pieces was ripped?

5: What if she has selected hearing?

6: A thin mother, is usually a b*** mother. Good riddance.

7: Nice action figure godzilla.

8: A minute ago she was thin, She could also be pain tolerant.

9: That's what you call "Show Buisness"

10:

11: Second test result: +115

12: Beauty Blooms Late

13: Nice Dollhouse

14: The dog ate her homework a few years back

15: what is a snorlax? a minute ago she was thin

16: History Class Teacher

17: Was that your mother in your bed last night? No wonder i couldn't see around it :O

18: Hubble Telescope Back In Service!

19: From the beauty staring back.

20: Then it must be an american car-wash

21: And what do you know (Reading page 300, She died riding a bull off a plane)


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May 14, 2012 at 4:24 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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lol shadow

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May 14, 2012 at 4:25 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Baseballdude13
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Skylar at May 14, 2012 at 4:24 AM

☆~Dave~★ at May 13, 2012 at 5:38 AM

yo mama so tall when she tripped somebody yelled TIMMBER!!!

yo mama so loud the neibors thought a car alarm was going off

yo mama so blind her glasses can take a bullet

yo mama so dumb she returned a puzzle think it was broken

yo mama so deaf and it took a air horn to get her attention

yo mama so thin she fell though the grate on the street

yo mama so big godzilla got caught between her toes

yo mama so fat she sat on a pin cushion and didnt feel it

yo mama so greazy she used her oil to keep her car running

yo mama so dumb she thought watching a microwave dinner was TV

yo mama so dumb her iQ came out as -115

yo mama so ugly that not even her mama could love it.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool and 20 miles of houses were wiped out.

yo mama so dumb that she microwaved the dog to dry it off!   (really happened! XD)

yo mama so fat she was mistaken for a snorlax

yo mama so old she remember when the wheel was invented

yo mama so dumb she though new york was a type of dog

yo mama so big she could be seen from space!

yo mama so ugly when she saw her self in a mirror she turned to stone

yo mama so dirty that a car wash couldnt get her clean

yo mama so dumb she killed her self  to get in to 1000 ways to die

1: Doesn't mean she's that tall, As people have said it about trees at the average human height.

2: She probebly has children...

3: Take a bullet to where? The shooting range?

4: What if oen of the pieces was ripped?

5: What if she has selected hearing?

6: A thin mother, is usually a bitchy mother. Good riddance.

7: Nice action figure godzilla.

8: A minute ago she was thin, She could also be pain tolerant.

9: That's what you call "Show Buisness"

10:

11: Second test result: +115

12: Beauty Blooms Late

13: Nice Dollhouse

14: The dog ate her homework a few years back

15: what is a snorlax? a minute ago she was thin

16: History Class Teacher

17: Was that your mother in your bed last night? No wonder i couldn't see around it :O

18: Hubble Telescope Back In Service!

19: From the beauty staring back.

20: Then it must be an american car-wash

21: And what do you know (Reading page 300, She died riding a bull off a plane)


Hope you like my list :3

6: Don't swear.

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May 14, 2012 at 10:03 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Skylar
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OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY, I'M GOING TO GO THINK ABOUT WHAT I DONE.

Such a mistake, Tears are flowing down my face with the velocity of a hawk

Please forgive me for being a female dog :3

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May 15, 2012 at 4:42 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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Skylar at May 15, 2012 at 4:42 AM

OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY, I'M GOING TO GO THINK ABOUT WHAT I DONE.

Such a mistake, Tears are flowing down my face with the velocity of a hawk

Please forgive me for being a female dog :3

apology not accepted, lol JK

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May 15, 2012 at 9:29 PM Flag Quote & Reply

FunkyGrip2000
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mamma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat, Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo mama so fat, I can't even touch the pantry.

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March 19, 2014 at 11:09 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Sev7n
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Yo moma zero

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March 19, 2014 at 11:18 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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yo mama so stupid she tried to give her computer antibiotics cause it had a virus :P

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