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YoshiGuy
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I have the strongest feeling about ribs, and want to spread it with the world. Some day I want to become a rack of BBQ ribs. Preferably Kansas city style. In order to enforce this topic, I wrote a poem. I hope you enjoy and share my feelings about ribs. The poem is rather long so be patient.

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If you don't like ribs then you're probably allergic

To one of the ingredients that make them magic

And if you can't eat them then it must be tragic 'cause

They're the perfect mix of smokiness and tenderness too

But they're not just that they may have some chew

 

But back to the taste its truly amazing

With smoky and tangy

They're simply delicious

and with lots of protein they're kinda nutritious

 

If you're looking for something to eat

Buy some ribs and hit the street

Make your ribs on the barbecue

Eat them up and say "Woohoo!"

 

To make the ribs your gonna need the ingredients

Some salt, paprika, and chill powder

don't forget barbecue sauce or the ground pepper

But with all that, don't forget the ribs

Or the things that add the smokiness from the grill: wood chips

 

After that it's simple just follow the steps

Preheat the grill outdoors get it going once its ready

throw in some wood chips like they are confetti

 

Grab a mixing bowl, and the spices as well

Put a teaspoon of them each in and

Mix em up and put them right on the ribs

If the ribs won't fit on the grill

Cut them in half with butcher skill

 

Put them on the grill without sauce for 20 minutes

Brush them in BBQ sauce and put them back on for 30 minutes

Make sure not to overdo

Then take them off the barbecue

 

They're now ready to

Eat, Enjoy, Repeat!

 

But you probably want a side with these

So bake up a potato!

Grab a potato and half a teaspoon of salt

2 teaspoons of butter and a pinch of pepper

And a teaspoon of olive oil

 

Preheat an oven to 300 fahrenheit

Clean the potato and pierce a couple holes in it

now rub on the olive oil and the salt

Put it in the oven and cook for 90 mins

When it's ready take it out of the oven sprinkle ground pepper

Cut it in half, and put on some butter!


Don't ask.

June 17, 2013 at 11:25 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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June 17, 2013 at 11:29 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Taylor
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And this belongs on this site, why?

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June 18, 2013 at 12:13 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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Taylor at June 18, 2013 at 12:13 AM

And this belongs on this site, why?

I think because it's in Simple Chat, where you can talk about almost anything.

June 18, 2013 at 1:45 AM Flag Quote & Reply

darkflare69
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Lol.............................................

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June 18, 2013 at 9:50 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Taylor
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Code Slasher at June 18, 2013 at 1:45 AM

Taylor at June 18, 2013 at 12:13 AM

And this belongs on this site, why?

I think because it's in Simple Chat, where you can talk about almost anything

Oh, I see.

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June 18, 2013 at 1:12 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Baseballdude13
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Ribs are cool but it's all about hot dogs. Especially the ones at baseball stadiums.

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June 19, 2013 at 11:05 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Pwner52746/PR0XY [email protected]
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ribs are da shtuff xD but for me it's the steak ^^

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June 20, 2013 at 2:20 AM Flag Quote & Reply

☆~Dave~★
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.... ill just stick with taco bell :P  ribs back me up XP

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June 20, 2013 at 4:42 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Beau
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I live within an hours drive of kansas city. Theres some pretty good restranuts in the area.

June 20, 2013 at 11:16 AM Flag Quote & Reply

YoshiGuy
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Beau at June 20, 2013 at 11:16 AM

I live within an hours drive of kansas city. Theres some pretty good restranuts in the area.

Envy.


@Pwner I like steak as well I've just never written a poem about steak

June 20, 2013 at 9:33 PM Flag Quote & Reply

☆~Dave~★
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there a great italian restrant in lake tahoe.  that has the best creamy pesto pasta! i meant its to die for litrally!  and that fact that it has easy 3000 calories and 60 grams of fat in it.  but it is GOOD!



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June 21, 2013 at 2:11 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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☆~Dave~★ at June 21, 2013 at 2:11 AM

there a great italian restrant in lake tahoe.  that has the best creamy pesto pasta! i meant its to die for litrally!  and that fact that it has easy 3000 calories and 60 grams of fat in it.  but it is GOOD!



gonna have to do some serious ab workouts after that xD

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June 21, 2013 at 11:20 AM Flag Quote & Reply

YoshiGuy
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Pwner52746/PR0XY [email protected] at June 21, 2013 at 11:20 AM

☆~Dave~★ at June 21, 2013 at 2:11 AM

there a great italian restrant in lake tahoe.  that has the best creamy pesto pasta! i meant its to die for litrally!  and that fact that it has easy 3000 calories and 60 grams of fat in it.  but it is GOOD!



gonna have to do some serious ab workouts after that xD

Lol yeah xD

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